Name

Couldn’t resist.

Worst 2 days I’ve had in a looonnnnggggg time

I’m so sorry.

I can’t fucking do this anymore.

I’m so fucking done.

I just can’t take it.

I love you guys so much.

I’m so sorry.

Stay Safe and Strong <3

Yes you can. Hang on!

None for spiderman. It’s okay, you’re still my favourite super hero.

I can’t explain my love for this show. Actually I could but it would sound like, GURGLEAURGALLLRAGEEEPAAAPERFACEEEE

Picking my first year uni courses

WHAT IF I MESS UP? WHAT IF A ROTTWEILER STEALS MY SPOT IN THE CLASS I WANT?

can we talk about the hemsworth brothers

chris: hey liam how's dating international superstar miley cyrus
liam: it's goin pretty good man, but i'm super busy working on the sequel to my worldwide book-to-movie phenomenon the hunger games
chris: oh yeah, isn't that with bombshell oscar nominee jennifer lawrence?
liam: yep. so what's new with you after starring as kirk's father in the reboot of star trek?
chris: oh, well, i made an indie movie with joss whedon, and then i became the god of thunder, kissed natalie portman, and now my most recent movie, the avengers, had the biggest box office opening of all time
liam: haha that's all?
chris: oh and i think i'm also in a movie with one of FHM's sexiest women, kristen stewart. i lose track of these things.
liam: cool man well, it was great catching up, I gotta go, gary oldman and harrison ford want to talk to me about the new movie we're doing together
chris: no prob, robert downey jr. and i have lunch plans ttyl
liam: don't forget to call mom for mother's day
Third brother no one cares about: Hey guys...

popculturebrain:

laughterkey:

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.

And Lily showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”